Smartest economists in the world think the FED cutting rates was a good idea and it won’t cause inflation to heat up again, but WSB said otherwise so obviously puts. 
Express-Initiative-8 on
So SPY 570 was a thing afterall
Born_Wave3443 on
Wsb way too bullish
dkrich on
Did not know Luke combs and Sean diddy were related
HealthyFly1561 on
It’s going straight up without any dips 
swampassOG on
Heavy retail put buying at open is going to make SPY _________.
CreateDeprivation on
I may actually make money for once
GhostHashira427 on
Got to the gym at 4am just to sit here and shit.
doctorqaz on
Phamp it 
SanPato on
futes erect
inappropriatetart on
As a fellow Europoor I wanna thank JPOW for passing on a few mere inches of his huge green dildo 
Asleep_Salad_3275 on
!banbet 
Future_Hyena2562 on
Looks like I paper handed huge gains on that EOD dip yesterday 
theGameNWA on
AI generated WSB banner… poor
Spy300 on
I CANT SEE ANYTHING JEROME. COAST IS CLEAR.
> Fed’s Powell: no sign of elevated likelihood of economic downturn
– New Zealand remains in a prolonged recession. RBNZ needs to get cash rate below 4%, asap.
– BCA less optimistic that US economy can avoid recession
– Argentina recession deepens as economy shrinks more than expected
– BUNDESBANK: GERMAN ECONOMY COULD SHRINK OR STAGNATE IN Q3
– Rate Cuts Are Too Late, US Already in Recession: Jeff Gundlach
– Dollar General stock tanks 32% after outlook cut spurred by ‘cash-strapped’ customer
The recession is literally canceled. The Federal Reserve is no longer independent and is the sock puppet of the Executive Branch of the United States government. Buy calls on everything. 
Ok_Angle_6579 on
Hi guys,
I need some advice here. My uncle says he’s an experienced trader and “been round’ the game for a long time”. Says he’s had his account with Chuck Schwab trading stocks for few decades now. A very impressive 6% average annual gain over 30 years.
He says he pays extra close attention to “changes in how Lot Lizards act” and says they’re especially uppity, some even demanding “$50 for just a blowie”. He said now is the time to liquidate stocks completely and hoard only the 4 G’s. Guns, gold, gasoline, grub (canned food).
But I’m also reading the web and it says Fed delivered a jumbo-sized cut and that tends to greatly lower credit costs for people buying phones, cars, houses and stimulates lending activity and economy.
Not sure what to do here. Any help would be greatly appreciated. Thank you 🙏.
CapitalPrefer on
every regard is making $$$ except the 🐻
ykoreaa on
I’m going to lose 1k if SPY doesn’t dip 569 today 🤕
swampassOG on
We live in a society, people. Know the fax
tellit11 on
9 points. This is some covid level premarket magic.
Joey-Cap on
What’s left in the ber arsenal to bring this market down after Jpow rate cut was the last arrow they had…asking for a friend
OSRSkarma on
Alright doesn’t look like today is gonna be red 
Guess i am the one wearing the clown make up 🤡
IXI_Bman on
Way to bullish in here buddiesss
ShopWhileHungry on
This post SPY earning cause an explosion in my 💥💥💥 pants 💥💥💥
Small-Maintenance-65 on
Damn, I need to remember to never play earnings *and* FOMC. Account annihilated.
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Smartest economists in the world think the FED cutting rates was a good idea and it won’t cause inflation to heat up again, but WSB said otherwise so obviously puts. 
So SPY 570 was a thing afterall
Wsb way too bullish
Did not know Luke combs and Sean diddy were related
It’s going straight up without any dips 
Heavy retail put buying at open is going to make SPY _________.
I may actually make money for once
Got to the gym at 4am just to sit here and shit.
Phamp it 
futes erect
As a fellow Europoor I wanna thank JPOW for passing on a few mere inches of his huge green dildo 
!banbet 
Looks like I paper handed huge gains on that EOD dip yesterday 
AI generated WSB banner… poor
I CANT SEE ANYTHING JEROME. COAST IS CLEAR.
> Fed’s Powell: no sign of elevated likelihood of economic downturn
– New Zealand remains in a prolonged recession. RBNZ needs to get cash rate below 4%, asap.
– BCA less optimistic that US economy can avoid recession
– Argentina recession deepens as economy shrinks more than expected
– BUNDESBANK: GERMAN ECONOMY COULD SHRINK OR STAGNATE IN Q3
– Rate Cuts Are Too Late, US Already in Recession: Jeff Gundlach
– Dollar General stock tanks 32% after outlook cut spurred by ‘cash-strapped’ customer
– US LEADING ECONOMIC INDEX FULL COLLAPSE (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GVa-B7qWEAAtIuh?format=jpg&name=medium)
– Chinese economy facing deep economic slowdown, environment in the country is difficult, says Ray Dalio
– US REAL ESTATE DELINQUENCIES EXPLODE https://i.redd.it/9g79frag27od1.jpeg
The recession is literally canceled. The Federal Reserve is no longer independent and is the sock puppet of the Executive Branch of the United States government. Buy calls on everything. 
Hi guys,
I need some advice here. My uncle says he’s an experienced trader and “been round’ the game for a long time”. Says he’s had his account with Chuck Schwab trading stocks for few decades now. A very impressive 6% average annual gain over 30 years.
He says he pays extra close attention to “changes in how Lot Lizards act” and says they’re especially uppity, some even demanding “$50 for just a blowie”. He said now is the time to liquidate stocks completely and hoard only the 4 G’s. Guns, gold, gasoline, grub (canned food).
But I’m also reading the web and it says Fed delivered a jumbo-sized cut and that tends to greatly lower credit costs for people buying phones, cars, houses and stimulates lending activity and economy.
Not sure what to do here. Any help would be greatly appreciated. Thank you 🙏.
every regard is making $$$ except the 🐻
I’m going to lose 1k if SPY doesn’t dip 569 today 🤕
We live in a society, people. Know the fax
9 points. This is some covid level premarket magic.
What’s left in the ber arsenal to bring this market down after Jpow rate cut was the last arrow they had…asking for a friend
Alright doesn’t look like today is gonna be red 
Guess i am the one wearing the clown make up 🤡
Way to bullish in here buddiesss
This post SPY earning cause an explosion in my 💥💥💥 pants 💥💥💥
Damn, I need to remember to never play earnings *and* FOMC. Account annihilated.