While the fat boy is getting acquainted with Diddy lol
LetsMoveHigher on
See “Andrew” will get a deal… HA
WelpSigh on
That’s more than most experts predicted. Many were saying no jail time at all, or time served. The judge praised her for extraordinary level of cooperation, and she was instrumental in FTX recovering all the money. But she could have blown the whistle at any time but instead chose to commit fraud. You can’t cooperate your way out of crime, at least not entirely.
I think SBF was by far the bigger criminal and absolutely influenced her to do what she did, but she still could have walked away whenever she wanted.
cgfn on
Ordered to forfeit $11 billion
Super_Redditr on
Imagine being down bad for her as a billionaire and SHE snitches on you
Also Steven Crowder was the voice actor for the Brain in several seasons.
Kmart_Elvis on
It’s always the pretty ones who get a slap on the wrist.
FatHighKnee on
So steal $12b and spend 24 months in a women’s prison? I feel like I’d trade two years chained heat style to likely get released in time for Halloween 2026 (and probably have a few hundred million bucks worth of BTC squirreled away on a cold wallet someplace to cheer myself up once free)
Decent_Ad5950 on
I’d love to lick her butt
itlynstalyn on
How is she 30? She’s the female Benjamin Button
Benutzernarne on
And black people with a bag of weed get 20 years. What a shithole country
HIVnotAdeathSentence on
>Former cryptocurrency executive Caroline Ellison was sentenced on Tuesday to two years in prison for her role in her former boyfriend Sam Bankman-Fried’s theft of $8 billion in customer funds from the now-bankrupt FTX exchange he founded, even as the judge recognized her extensive cooperation with prosecutors.
Only two years?
She must have put her beauty to good use.
renok_archnmy on
Less than my buddy got when pulled over with a ziplock with 10g weed (prolly misty stems and seeds given our socioeconomic status at the time).
FTX-SBF on
Too short IMO
anachronofspace on
neotorama on
Nice deal
tombrady011235 on
I can fix her
X-East on
Financial crimes that ruin lives of thousands should have same jail time as murder.
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bullshit “justice” system
While the fat boy is getting acquainted with Diddy lol
See “Andrew” will get a deal… HA
That’s more than most experts predicted. Many were saying no jail time at all, or time served. The judge praised her for extraordinary level of cooperation, and she was instrumental in FTX recovering all the money. But she could have blown the whistle at any time but instead chose to commit fraud. You can’t cooperate your way out of crime, at least not entirely.
I think SBF was by far the bigger criminal and absolutely influenced her to do what she did, but she still could have walked away whenever she wanted.
Ordered to forfeit $11 billion
Imagine being down bad for her as a billionaire and SHE snitches on you
Remind me, two years!
Slap on the wrist for stealing 11 billion
She was on [an episode of the PBS Kids show “Arthur” in 2003](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QINco_FGGhQ).
Also Steven Crowder was the voice actor for the Brain in several seasons.
It’s always the pretty ones who get a slap on the wrist.
So steal $12b and spend 24 months in a women’s prison? I feel like I’d trade two years chained heat style to likely get released in time for Halloween 2026 (and probably have a few hundred million bucks worth of BTC squirreled away on a cold wallet someplace to cheer myself up once free)
I’d love to lick her butt
How is she 30? She’s the female Benjamin Button
And black people with a bag of weed get 20 years. What a shithole country
>Former cryptocurrency executive Caroline Ellison was sentenced on Tuesday to two years in prison for her role in her former boyfriend Sam Bankman-Fried’s theft of $8 billion in customer funds from the now-bankrupt FTX exchange he founded, even as the judge recognized her extensive cooperation with prosecutors.
Only two years?
She must have put her beauty to good use.
Less than my buddy got when pulled over with a ziplock with 10g weed (prolly misty stems and seeds given our socioeconomic status at the time).
Too short IMO
Nice deal
I can fix her
Financial crimes that ruin lives of thousands should have same jail time as murder.
NOW JAIL THE PARENTS!