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    1. Everyone last night said I was regarded for buying puts yesterday. They were the right move. Now tonight I am getting messages saying I am regarded for buying calls expiring Monday. Will history repeat itself?

    2. MakeResonableChoices on

      Ended the week green ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258) Red on all other timeframes ![img](emote|t5_2th52|52627)

    3. I hope VIX remains elevated so I can sell some more far OTM puts to mental defectives paying crazy premium on near hopeless strikes

    4. fomoandyoloandnogrow on

      Everyone jerking off about Vix Spike like it matters. Of course next week will have risk, jobs and employment numbers gonna hit. Doesn’t mean Monday is a sell off, stoopid bears praying for Japanese yen carry trade fever dreams

    5. Forte-Selvaggia-0729 on

      The most frustrated I’ve seen this sub is when the markets trade sideways.

      People get antsy, damned antsy. Last night’s discussion thread was like listening to a group of people high on spice.

    6. #Ban Bet Lost

      /u/whyshw made a bet that NVDA would go to 145.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 123.365 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.

      Their record is now 1 wins and 3 losses

      [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)

    7. I messed up the timing yesterday (missing a juicy spy entry), but got it perfect twice today, good way to go into the weekend

    8. Realized sum tendiez today, felt bad deactivating 💎🤲

      Losing 🅿️urchasing 🅿️ower again

      😩

    9. # after a long day of making money and doing cocaine it’s time to…..

      >!Spend money and do cocaine!<

    10. Dark_Overlord335786 on

      “Warren Buffett refuses to split his company’s stock, because he wants to attract long-term investors rather than people who want to easily buy and sell his company’s stock.”

      ***Current stock price: 686,182.00***

      Yea good luck finding those investors cunt ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)

    11. Next Monday is the last day of month, AND last day of quarter; it’s going to have some window dressing.

      That’s why I’ve been buying dips like a re+ard. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)

    12. Sped past a state trooper on the highway, and he put on his lights immediately and started driving fast behind. Luckily, I pulled to the right most lane and continued on. Realized if it was for me, he’d stop me, but he didn’t ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)

      Fyi: I was traveling similar speed as traffic, so I know I’m fine

    13. BackThatThangUp on

      You know how I know people are dumb af and can’t be trusted?

      Someone had to *tell* them that Drake was a lame and they shouldn’t like him 💀 

    14. Remember: Scalping for a couple benjis a day keeps you perpetually in poverty like me ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)

    15. 1k LYFT shares at 13.20, 1k CLFshares at 12.36 and put the rest in QTUM and SCHD.

      I dont know about these lyft shares…..maybe just use it for 0dtes

    16. Dark_Overlord335786 on

      Gonna do a corporate take over of Berkshire Hathaway and the first order of business is doing is announcing an options chain because imagine someone on here getting margin called on that shit ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)

    17. Lost a lot of money today boys. However I realized these days there is always a 10 bagger playing spy. Hopefully I don’t lose the house ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)

    18. looool_k_libtard on

      Poured scolding hot soup all over my head today at Applebees and they didn’t even give me complimentary chicken tenders

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