Man, as a survivor of the great toilet paper wars of 2020 this is bringing back some trauma.
WillzeConquerer on
American society is a meme
Fit_Ad_5032 on
Haha 😂
Frequent-Tadpole4281 on
Invest in bidets, I don’t get why people are using toilet paper in the 21st century. You save a shit ton of $$, paper and environment, and the inconvenience of having to load large toilet paper packages into your car. Get the bidet with the dryer, and seat warmer,
Wendy’s has plenty of napkins… 
durustakta on
Calls on emergency socks.
littlecomet111 on
The author is lying. He just wants all the toilet paper to himself. Don’t be fooled, people.
Labrawhippet on
Another play by big paper!
SocialSuicideSquad on
Dear east coast bitches,
This is for making us wake up at 5:30 to trade you fucking pricks. Imma double wipe my ass all week long with that extra good charmin.
Sincerely,
Everyone on the West Coast / Best Cost
Complete-Meaning2977 on
Wait for dip… buy calls
cashmoneyv1 on
It’s really just WMT and Cost, well maybe tesla and amzn too
ResistWide8821 on
Why do people think domestic goods are imported?
DieCastDontDie on
The second TP war will be rough. Just like that single ply school toilet paper
DieCastDontDie on
Calls on bidets
Ramiel4654 on
Thank God my new house has a bidet. I can really stretch out my toilet paper.
AdTemporary2621 on
The 🧻 bandits have already struck in Florida
meatrocket68 on
A bidet fixes this.
Vegan_Honk on
Toilet paper is made in the US regards! For us citizens it wouldn’t come through the port anyways! 
golfisfinghard on
Invest in a bidet! $35 on Amazon. Low tp use. Drip dry if you need to. Big fan. I bought one for my wife when she had shoulder surgery. Don’t knock it till you try it.
bteeling on
There’s an easy solution to this. Panic buy cheese instead and binge eat it. You won’t need to shit therefore won’t need toilet paper.
Calls on charmin, calls on cheese, puts on my faith in society.
ElonMusksAlgorithm on
So your saying go all in longs against regards like you? Thanks for the heads up, but I will just be in cash until Fed Minutes on 9th.
jay_philip762 on
There’s another toilet paper shortage? What did I miss
rainorshinedogs on
YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!
*buys 30 rolls*
scottygras on
Calls on OfferUp.
jr1tn on
Has there ever been a logical explanation as to why it is toilet paper that is affected by this kind of thing . . . ?
TokiWart00th88 on
Babe in the background, I bet she uses the ultra strong
Jeeper08JK on
why tomorrow specifically?
At least my “Come and Take It” T-Shirt with a roll of TP is relevant again though.
Reasonable-Sand-8045 on
Already got my puts this afternoon
Jaded-Plan7799 on
Me with a bidet watching peasants fight over toilet paper. 
Electrical-Voice5186 on
If yall don’t have a Bidet… you’re losing at life anyways. I had a 12 pack of TP for all of COVID. My wife and I both barely need any due to the ol ass blaster 3000.
Iwubinvesting on
Imagine not having a bidet.
GrandKnew on
I have 4 rolls of toilet paper and that will last me 6 months. What the fuck is wrong with everyone?
Fantasma369 on
I buy my TP from Amazon. Can’t beat the prices. Picked up 24 rolls of smoothest finest paper to brace my arse for like ~$12
dudermagee on
Saw some crazy old white dude with a cart full of toilet paper. Literally laughed and pointed at the doofus. You really need 200 rolls of toilet paper? That’s what you’re worried about?
Sufficient-Quote-431 on
It is such a quagmire that at the first sign of disruption in the American economy, civil society focuses on tissue paper. Now if  knew something about advertising, I would swear this was paid for by charminÂ
HalfDouble3659 on
The USA is doomed because half of us are nearly illiterate idiots who believe everything they see on the internet and think that the world is some giant conspiracy but don’t actually look into anything to learn a thing about anything
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Man, as a survivor of the great toilet paper wars of 2020 this is bringing back some trauma.
American society is a meme
Haha 😂
Invest in bidets, I don’t get why people are using toilet paper in the 21st century. You save a shit ton of $$, paper and environment, and the inconvenience of having to load large toilet paper packages into your car. Get the bidet with the dryer, and seat warmer,
It would work if idiots could read.
https://preview.redd.it/pcb1kw2dklsd1.jpeg?width=667&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a450c549fde8a78116df24e79b6d77b776a2ca3
What the shit?
Wendy’s has plenty of napkins… 
Calls on emergency socks.
The author is lying. He just wants all the toilet paper to himself. Don’t be fooled, people.
Another play by big paper!
Dear east coast bitches,
This is for making us wake up at 5:30 to trade you fucking pricks. Imma double wipe my ass all week long with that extra good charmin.
Sincerely,
Everyone on the West Coast / Best Cost
Wait for dip… buy calls
It’s really just WMT and Cost, well maybe tesla and amzn too
Why do people think domestic goods are imported?
The second TP war will be rough. Just like that single ply school toilet paper
Calls on bidets
Thank God my new house has a bidet. I can really stretch out my toilet paper.
The 🧻 bandits have already struck in Florida
A bidet fixes this.
Toilet paper is made in the US regards! For us citizens it wouldn’t come through the port anyways! 
Invest in a bidet! $35 on Amazon. Low tp use. Drip dry if you need to. Big fan. I bought one for my wife when she had shoulder surgery. Don’t knock it till you try it.
There’s an easy solution to this. Panic buy cheese instead and binge eat it. You won’t need to shit therefore won’t need toilet paper.
Calls on charmin, calls on cheese, puts on my faith in society.
So your saying go all in longs against regards like you? Thanks for the heads up, but I will just be in cash until Fed Minutes on 9th.
There’s another toilet paper shortage? What did I miss
YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!
*buys 30 rolls*
Calls on OfferUp.
Has there ever been a logical explanation as to why it is toilet paper that is affected by this kind of thing . . . ?
Babe in the background, I bet she uses the ultra strong
why tomorrow specifically?
At least my “Come and Take It” T-Shirt with a roll of TP is relevant again though.
Already got my puts this afternoon
Me with a bidet watching peasants fight over toilet paper. 
If yall don’t have a Bidet… you’re losing at life anyways. I had a 12 pack of TP for all of COVID. My wife and I both barely need any due to the ol ass blaster 3000.
Imagine not having a bidet.
I have 4 rolls of toilet paper and that will last me 6 months. What the fuck is wrong with everyone?
I buy my TP from Amazon. Can’t beat the prices. Picked up 24 rolls of smoothest finest paper to brace my arse for like ~$12
Saw some crazy old white dude with a cart full of toilet paper. Literally laughed and pointed at the doofus. You really need 200 rolls of toilet paper? That’s what you’re worried about?
It is such a quagmire that at the first sign of disruption in the American economy, civil society focuses on tissue paper. Now if  knew something about advertising, I would swear this was paid for by charminÂ
The USA is doomed because half of us are nearly illiterate idiots who believe everything they see on the internet and think that the world is some giant conspiracy but don’t actually look into anything to learn a thing about anything