Any good movies for this weekend? Was thinking Hidden Figures or Inglorious Bastards
Cooladil on
needa circuit breaker from Middle East this weekend
MrGoofyDude on
Fuckers bought up all the good toilet paper, left the asshole shredding kind. Bears love shredded assholes.
katiajojo on
ber usernames always imply highly inflated and grandiose sense of self image 90%+ of the time.
if the username is like: “Mr. Moneybagz3000-monocle-wearer” they have like $65 bucks in otm puts expiring the next day
if the username is like: “cumslutforliquidity” they have 2.3m in shares and gamble 15k – 100k on options daily and are an overall bull
JPOWs-Cum-Slut on
Bers’ ports have been struck 
Dr_Vibe_Check on
Loaded on calls for Monday, what can possibly go wrong?
JungMuney on
Monday pump incoming
WildConsideration376 on
I like spike..big moves..spy ain’t giving that..so am waiting on FOMC and some juicy Tesla earnings
N3RBZ on
Smoked ’em today.
MrCouncilman on
T minus 66 hours
#BOL R FUK LMAO
_Zap_Rowsdower_ on
Jun 26 intc leap lfg.
Cam_CSX_ on
210% up on OKLO calls 💰
ThinkingOfTheOldDays on
Rotation my ass.
MSFT will be at 470 within 2 earnings announcements, and at 500 within 4.
PoetryEmergency4184 on
Exit liquidity for Mondays’ **black swan event**
LarryStink on
Do you not wonder if this path is right for you? Do you not wonder about the futility of dedicating all your rescources to one pursuit, when virtually everyone who walked the path before you has failed?
You should. You really should ask yourself what makes you different to the 90% of traders that do not make money. If you are normal – as in you do what everyone else is doing – then you wont make it.
BushLov3r on
Anyone who wants the VIX below 20 hates day trading
ayopapiz on
I got a small cock
Daddy_Dudley10101 on
**tweaked my strategy. Now that I’m a certified thousandaire, I will hold VOO with 100% of my account. Then, if SPY drops more than 1%, I balls deep 5% of my account into monthlies ATM(using the houses money of course), dripping the profits into more VOO**
swampassOG on
Work done. Port decimated. Home. Weed
VisualMod on
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/MilkChute made a bet that QQQ would go to 475.0 within **1 day** when it was 481.215 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Why does Reddit keep making this shit sort comments by best and making me constantly change it back to new … come on reddit. I’m here to shitpost with the active clowns
MrCouncilman on
#BUL LMAO
ProfessorAkaliOnYT on
what do we think will happen to china’s market when they can finally trade after a week long holiday, considering how much everything has pumped?
swampassOG on
Is it gay?
smart_doge on
Zuck is not stopping
DesperateOffer7998 on
u/Touch_My_Anoos went to Five Guys and had the worlds first fivesome.
He even forgot the mayo 
Fine-Will on
So many wars going on I lost track. Does Russia still exist or has it reverted back into roaming tribes reliant on bartering?
Daddy_Dudley10101 on
**Options trading during doggystyle is peak WSB, insideher trading** 
HiAssFace on
I keep getting these videos of men with unnaturally huge penises in my Pornhub feed.
The thing is if you freeze frame it and zoom into the shaft it gets all pixelated.
It’s been digitally altered!!!!
It’s very obvious that they are digitally enhancing penises to all them look unattrually huge to make mine seem very small.
But I know that my penis is not small it is actually very huge.
I will not let them, we will not let them win.
Any1 else have this form of coordinated self-worth destruction in their internet feed?
dimethylhyperspace on
The amount of people buying puts today at close shows how much this market has damaged y’all’s trust lol.
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“Just leave the food at the door bro, I’ll tip you in the app”
– futures trader 
“$4 pickup from Chipotle. accept”
– theta cuck 0DTE RH options trader 
After that meta run this weekend will be perfect
#SPY DUMPING
Any good movies for this weekend? Was thinking Hidden Figures or Inglorious Bastards
needa circuit breaker from Middle East this weekend
Fuckers bought up all the good toilet paper, left the asshole shredding kind. Bears love shredded assholes.
ber usernames always imply highly inflated and grandiose sense of self image 90%+ of the time.
if the username is like: “Mr. Moneybagz3000-monocle-wearer” they have like $65 bucks in otm puts expiring the next day
if the username is like: “cumslutforliquidity” they have 2.3m in shares and gamble 15k – 100k on options daily and are an overall bull
Bers’ ports have been struck 
Loaded on calls for Monday, what can possibly go wrong?
Monday pump incoming
I like spike..big moves..spy ain’t giving that..so am waiting on FOMC and some juicy Tesla earnings
Smoked ’em today.
T minus 66 hours
#BOL R FUK LMAO
Jun 26 intc leap lfg.
210% up on OKLO calls 💰
Rotation my ass.
MSFT will be at 470 within 2 earnings announcements, and at 500 within 4.
Exit liquidity for Mondays’ **black swan event**
Do you not wonder if this path is right for you? Do you not wonder about the futility of dedicating all your rescources to one pursuit, when virtually everyone who walked the path before you has failed?
You should. You really should ask yourself what makes you different to the 90% of traders that do not make money. If you are normal – as in you do what everyone else is doing – then you wont make it.
Anyone who wants the VIX below 20 hates day trading
I got a small cock
**tweaked my strategy. Now that I’m a certified thousandaire, I will hold VOO with 100% of my account. Then, if SPY drops more than 1%, I balls deep 5% of my account into monthlies ATM(using the houses money of course), dripping the profits into more VOO**
Work done. Port decimated. Home. Weed
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/MilkChute made a bet that QQQ would go to 475.0 within **1 day** when it was 481.215 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
Why does Reddit keep making this shit sort comments by best and making me constantly change it back to new … come on reddit. I’m here to shitpost with the active clowns
#BUL LMAO
what do we think will happen to china’s market when they can finally trade after a week long holiday, considering how much everything has pumped?
Is it gay?
Zuck is not stopping
u/Touch_My_Anoos went to Five Guys and had the worlds first fivesome.
He even forgot the mayo 
So many wars going on I lost track. Does Russia still exist or has it reverted back into roaming tribes reliant on bartering?
**Options trading during doggystyle is peak WSB, insideher trading** 
I keep getting these videos of men with unnaturally huge penises in my Pornhub feed.
The thing is if you freeze frame it and zoom into the shaft it gets all pixelated.
It’s been digitally altered!!!!
It’s very obvious that they are digitally enhancing penises to all them look unattrually huge to make mine seem very small.
But I know that my penis is not small it is actually very huge.
I will not let them, we will not let them win.
Any1 else have this form of coordinated self-worth destruction in their internet feed?
The amount of people buying puts today at close shows how much this market has damaged y’all’s trust lol.
That data was what the market was waiting to see.
FUCK ZIM
ZIM IS A DIRTY PIECE OF FUCKING SWINE SHIT
Hamas and Houthis were right about ZIM
ZIM puts were the trade