How can I safely get run over by one of these, so I can sue?
Ed1ms on
Didn’t the lead engineer for this project quit recently? Could be wrong, but I’m sure I read this.
TripShrooms on
Robotaxi? What about the Roadster?!
busybizz23 on
He wont reveal shit. Doing some stupid ketamine dance and then drop the mic
fenderputty on
From what I’ve read he can’t even get a standard Tesla driving through his single lane slow loops in Vegas without assisted driving lol
penelopiecruise on
“MeMo”
Andalfe on
Johnny cab can fuck right off.
norebly on
Traffic cone futures are about to explode
edit: better yet, spray paint futures
Even-Ad-2893 on
never doubt tesla regards
jumbocards on
He needs to mention the 25k Tesla car , or else the stock will drop to low 200s. The event is in a highly controlled private lot, they literycan hard code robotaci during the event and it will be fine… it’s all about the 25k car and also any hyper around Optimus.
Rengeati on
I’m at Disneyland and these guys are doing this closed loop thing for decades. Puts on both 💪
SuccessfulOrchid3782 on
If it follows suit, he’ll show someone in a car costume perfectly driving (crawling). Promise it in 1 year and we’ll see it never.
Is he going to throw a rock at it like the cyber truck?
mkrugaroo on
Isn’t this like the tenth time he will unveil it?
llost1llcp on
Press ‘X’ to doubt
ItsmeFizzy97 on
Puts on tesla
Budget_Big_1878 on
Musk shows up and bulls run
rubiksalgorithms on
No possible way this could be a huge disaster, right?
RefuseRabbit on
But will he throw a rock at it?
Ireallydontknowmans on
It’s gonna go thru his amazing tunnel isn’t it? When is musk landing in mars again?
CryptoMemesLOL on
Buy the rumor, SELL THE NEWS!
YUNG_SNOOD on
It’s gonna be gay
jonnyRocket16 on
If he mentions AI it will for some reason fly
playa4thee on
After the past month – and the way Musk has been acting – he better put all those Robotaxis in Red states.
The very people who believe and use these types of cars, is the ones he continues to antagonize.
Tesla is too crazy for me to get involved in any way. They could have the most embarrassing presentation and I would not be surprised if it skyrocketed.
McSnoots on
Don’t give a fuuuuuuuujujjjk
AntiOriginalUsername on
Dude is going to have 4 guys dressed in 1 car suit for FSD and a dancing man in a robot suit again. And the stock will still go up cause of Tesla apes.
Xtianus21 on
Sell the news
ISpenz on
Robo pockets, master of sellers, who buy the vision??
This is gonna be a theta event, look at how they drove up that dip that happened this morning.
Real sell off will happen once your puts expire… aka .. next week before earnings.
You are better off to sell calls this week and buy your puts Monday
RoughRound3533 on
r/robostuck
MeetingKey4598 on
I know he’s always been a bit of a nutjob but it’s like he’s having a mid-life crisis after turning 50. He’s struggling to accept his mortality and how he’ll never live to see the end game in his vision for Tesla and SpaceX.
I get being innovative and trying to be on the forefront of futuristic tech and it needs the ‘mad scientist’ push somewhere.
But Elon is just you’re dime-a-dozen person with ADHD and a dozen half-complete home projects, expect it’s the CEO of a 800b company. Maybe focus on the projects from the last decade that still need a lot of work before moving onto the next that is predicated on the prior ones.
Call555JackChop on
I hope it’s a dude just dressed up like a taxi like when he revealed the guy in the spandex as the robot
Backpages on
Massive putz is spot-on
babbagoo on
I heard they gonna make their taxis non-woke and they actually try to hit people
AndThisGuyPeedOnIt on
After the Cybertruck unveiling, I’m expecting Elon to get run over during this one.
gathond on
Too risky, Musk is very very good at putting on a show that looks good and promisses the world and the believers will eat it all up as 100% true and happening next quarter. So I figure it is just as likely it goes up massively.
lovmeasis on
So there will be no insurance for such taxis .. correct
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How can I safely get run over by one of these, so I can sue?
Didn’t the lead engineer for this project quit recently? Could be wrong, but I’m sure I read this.
Robotaxi? What about the Roadster?!
He wont reveal shit. Doing some stupid ketamine dance and then drop the mic
From what I’ve read he can’t even get a standard Tesla driving through his single lane slow loops in Vegas without assisted driving lol
“MeMo”
Johnny cab can fuck right off.
Traffic cone futures are about to explode
edit: better yet, spray paint futures
never doubt tesla regards
He needs to mention the 25k Tesla car , or else the stock will drop to low 200s. The event is in a highly controlled private lot, they literycan hard code robotaci during the event and it will be fine… it’s all about the 25k car and also any hyper around Optimus.
I’m at Disneyland and these guys are doing this closed loop thing for decades. Puts on both 💪
If it follows suit, he’ll show someone in a car costume perfectly driving (crawling). Promise it in 1 year and we’ll see it never.
https://preview.redd.it/owd1btsr8ytd1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2728b049866912df68eb2848ba3a6571d5a9480a
Is he going to throw a rock at it like the cyber truck?
Isn’t this like the tenth time he will unveil it?
Press ‘X’ to doubt
Puts on tesla
Musk shows up and bulls run
No possible way this could be a huge disaster, right?
But will he throw a rock at it?
It’s gonna go thru his amazing tunnel isn’t it? When is musk landing in mars again?
Buy the rumor, SELL THE NEWS!
It’s gonna be gay
If he mentions AI it will for some reason fly
After the past month – and the way Musk has been acting – he better put all those Robotaxis in Red states.
The very people who believe and use these types of cars, is the ones he continues to antagonize.
This screams Elon pump and dump, per usual.
https://preview.redd.it/4k4s1ig3dytd1.jpeg?width=445&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d7f5d28139ca1642abb414b07661747bbf7fa99
Minor scrapes & bruises Major dollars & cents.
“Over promise and never deliver”. Musk
Tesla is too crazy for me to get involved in any way. They could have the most embarrassing presentation and I would not be surprised if it skyrocketed.
Don’t give a fuuuuuuuujujjjk
Dude is going to have 4 guys dressed in 1 car suit for FSD and a dancing man in a robot suit again. And the stock will still go up cause of Tesla apes.
Sell the news
Robo pockets, master of sellers, who buy the vision??
Fk it we getting puts $230 P 10/18
https://www.reddit.com/r/WallStreetToys/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
This is gonna be a theta event, look at how they drove up that dip that happened this morning.
Real sell off will happen once your puts expire… aka .. next week before earnings.
You are better off to sell calls this week and buy your puts Monday
r/robostuck
I know he’s always been a bit of a nutjob but it’s like he’s having a mid-life crisis after turning 50. He’s struggling to accept his mortality and how he’ll never live to see the end game in his vision for Tesla and SpaceX.
I get being innovative and trying to be on the forefront of futuristic tech and it needs the ‘mad scientist’ push somewhere.
But Elon is just you’re dime-a-dozen person with ADHD and a dozen half-complete home projects, expect it’s the CEO of a 800b company. Maybe focus on the projects from the last decade that still need a lot of work before moving onto the next that is predicated on the prior ones.
I hope it’s a dude just dressed up like a taxi like when he revealed the guy in the spandex as the robot
Massive putz is spot-on
I heard they gonna make their taxis non-woke and they actually try to hit people
After the Cybertruck unveiling, I’m expecting Elon to get run over during this one.
Too risky, Musk is very very good at putting on a show that looks good and promisses the world and the believers will eat it all up as 100% true and happening next quarter. So I figure it is just as likely it goes up massively.
So there will be no insurance for such taxis .. correct
Unveil “concepts” of a robotaxi more likely to