The late and great 21 savage once said “I want to see red, stop sign 🛑, I want to see red, Clifford ” sing it with me
Xtianus21 on
that thing is 5 hours from now? jesus why
BIGPOTHEAD on
CELH 35C printed 
EmuIntrepid7374 on
I’mma short the market next year like a mf
Who_is_Your_Zaddy on
Average down: 
Average up: 
whyshw on
Most analysts and esteemed redditors seem to be negative about Tesla. Any surprise that disrupts the current narrative is going to skyrocket the share price past $300 before bears can even say oh s
Hello Ass Tits aka ASTS Pastor here. Rumour is news about AT&T outgoing president joining us. Thats all for today.
GraceBoorFan on
No one is talking about it, but CRWD is up 58% since its fiasco a few months ago 
Did anyone here buy calls?
gamblerz_fallacy on
lol, bers so confident about TSLA puts. It’s gonna gap up, watch
OilBerta on
Got the leggo movie in my head. Ourmommagedon! Haha
NoiseWeak5647 on
Tsla is going to dictate the tomorrow’s market direction, unless Israel bombs
48629195 on
Might be time to get back in on $celh
It’s sitting on about 100% upside.
S-Club-Party on
Robotaxi will have seating for 4 that faces inwards and a table with a screen in the surface where you can watch your journey and play Polytopia
eyerollingsex on
Tesla event outside of trading hours and after hours trading
Makes me think it will be something good 
churnAmex on
Imagine buying BA calls 
Aggressive_Bit_91 on
 but also 
ayeroxx on
damn MU
ledxi on
!banbet achr $7 1w
eirinite on
> Finally get WFH privileges
> Have no self control and goof off for a collective few hours
I mean it’s not like it’s any better when I’m in the office, but holy shit
LongjumpingTry8690 on
AMD 168 tomorrow
dweeegs on
Another day passed
Another day spent yelling at MSFT for being a weak lil bitch
Ok_GAINZ on
you can fly, you can fight and you can….
Classic-Regard-669 on
CRWD saved me today 
Whitemamba2798 on
Shorted NVDA at $134, chat are my puts cooked or will it print?
ZachTsB on
Need a 0DTE tomorrow to save me 
apurimac777 on
Enron should have done his robotaxi reveal at 10pm PST on a Friday – that way no one would give a shit hopefully by open Monday 
kinkyhentai69 on
BobbyDaGenius on
What kind of lies and crime Elon and the boys gettin up to tonight
JPOWs-Cum-Slut on
When is the TSLA event?
moneyjobs on
anybody know when to sell china
throwawaynew911 on
Growing up is getting a couple of tall cans after work instead of a 6 pack 
Neat-Concentrate-239 on
Miho Nonaka
Initial_Profile_530 on
Ba calls
yaboiRich on
Friday tomorrow. Let’s get nasty
T3rminally_iLL on
FBI raiding SMCI headquarters tomorrow
zztop610 on
Gathering the testicular fortitude to sell NVDA.
Issac_of_Vale on
WMT
SwingTraderx on
Buying a ton of SOFI and pre ordering my lambo
InIce1234 on
I heard Ja Rule will either be the host of the Robotaxi Event or will be the main halftimeshow act.
Dakattak101010 on
How fucked is my $580 ODTE CALL ON SPY FOR TOMORROW?!?!
MrCouncilman on
Who sees hot inflation and is like, hmmm yes I will buy here
redditreditor on
NVDA is the new TSLA. No one cares about TSLA anymore..
YoIForgotMyPassAgain on
Puts on Tesla seemed way too obvious. I look forward to seeing how much I missed out on.
refreshmints22 on
09/11 was a month ago tomorrow
exposed_anus on
Wont be the last time anderson cooper gets smacked in the face
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Puts on TSLA because the robotaxi idea is ghey af
The late and great 21 savage once said “I want to see red, stop sign 🛑, I want to see red, Clifford ” sing it with me
that thing is 5 hours from now? jesus why
CELH 35C printed 
I’mma short the market next year like a mf
Average down: 
Average up: 
Most analysts and esteemed redditors seem to be negative about Tesla. Any surprise that disrupts the current narrative is going to skyrocket the share price past $300 before bears can even say oh s
TSLA 265 calls already bought today, expiring tomorrow.
Moon or broke lol
Hello Ass Tits aka ASTS Pastor here. Rumour is news about AT&T outgoing president joining us. Thats all for today.
No one is talking about it, but CRWD is up 58% since its fiasco a few months ago 
Did anyone here buy calls?
lol, bers so confident about TSLA puts. It’s gonna gap up, watch
Got the leggo movie in my head. Ourmommagedon! Haha
Tsla is going to dictate the tomorrow’s market direction, unless Israel bombs
Might be time to get back in on $celh
It’s sitting on about 100% upside.
Robotaxi will have seating for 4 that faces inwards and a table with a screen in the surface where you can watch your journey and play Polytopia
Tesla event outside of trading hours and after hours trading
Makes me think it will be something good 
Imagine buying BA calls 
 but also 
damn MU
!banbet achr $7 1w
> Finally get WFH privileges
> Have no self control and goof off for a collective few hours
I mean it’s not like it’s any better when I’m in the office, but holy shit
AMD 168 tomorrow
Another day passed
Another day spent yelling at MSFT for being a weak lil bitch
you can fly, you can fight and you can….
CRWD saved me today 
Shorted NVDA at $134, chat are my puts cooked or will it print?
Need a 0DTE tomorrow to save me 
Enron should have done his robotaxi reveal at 10pm PST on a Friday – that way no one would give a shit hopefully by open Monday 
What kind of lies and crime Elon and the boys gettin up to tonight
When is the TSLA event?
anybody know when to sell china
Growing up is getting a couple of tall cans after work instead of a 6 pack 
Miho Nonaka
Ba calls
Friday tomorrow. Let’s get nasty
FBI raiding SMCI headquarters tomorrow
Gathering the testicular fortitude to sell NVDA.
WMT
Buying a ton of SOFI and pre ordering my lambo
I heard Ja Rule will either be the host of the Robotaxi Event or will be the main halftimeshow act.
How fucked is my $580 ODTE CALL ON SPY FOR TOMORROW?!?!
Who sees hot inflation and is like, hmmm yes I will buy here
NVDA is the new TSLA. No one cares about TSLA anymore..
Puts on Tesla seemed way too obvious. I look forward to seeing how much I missed out on.
09/11 was a month ago tomorrow
Wont be the last time anderson cooper gets smacked in the face