Crash…just like his FSD. Not to mention it will never be available. Every 6 months it will be 6 months away….said in a new accent.
WoodcockWalt on
My guess is it will seem like a dud to regular folks but the market will juice it for a few days then come back down by next Friday.
Unfortunately I am cash poor so I can’t play Tesla options either way
Almostsuicide1234 on
Considering Leon’s recently trajectory, imma go with crash and burn, dawg.
Formal-Parfait6971 on
Hard to believe there are people around still drinking Elmo’s snake oil. Did everyone forget about his “one million robotaxi’s by the end of 2020” nothingburger?
anonymousbopper767 on
Consider that they only enabled version 2 of smart summon *last month*. And that’s a basic bitch function of “go from here to a parking space over there”.
RoboTaxi is going to end when it gets recalled or NHTSA’d or whatever the fuck for causing random accidents everywhere or panic stopping constantly in the middle of the road.
Alexa_is_a_mumu on
About to go as well as the Hyperloop🤡.
jmartin2683 on
It’ll do nothing at all because it’s vaporware. Might be evidence in a criminal case at some point.
risingsealevels on
It’ll be piloted by some dude in a cyber sweatshop just like those delivery bots.
ramdomvariableX on
10/25, 240P, so market will react irrationally and stay above that.
Edit: 240P
Cold-Permission-5249 on
TSLA investors: 
ElectricalGene6146 on
Crash. Overrated junk
Katnisshunter on
Remote Controlled by Indian tech support with an xbox controller. Calls on game controllers.
StreetTrial69 on
Got me some puts, so probably the best and greatest robotaxi reveal the world has ever seen. Such a reveal, beautiful. People love it
Lethologica9 on
Dude saw every 80s movie about the future and thought, hell yeah.
Call555JackChop on
I wanna see an self driving car handle roads like in Boston I’m sure half of them would end up in the Charles
Dr_Tacopus on
Definitely option 2
LightBeerIsForGirls on
I really liked the drawing they released. Especially how the door hinges on thin air. Amazing. Definitely going to the moon.
Far_Journalist8110 on
It will crash and burn but the stock will skyrocket
mrgoldnugget on
crash and burn, with people inside that cant get out.
FunFreckleParty on
The concept is very cool but still at least 3 years away from being road-ready.
It’s hard to take Musk seriously after his little pep rally prancing around with his belly out. 🤮
Knerd5 on
Elon admitted that every car on the road doesn’t have the hardware to be a robotaxi. How the fuck that’s not getting them sued for fraud is beyond me.
dxiao on
hmm resounding no from wsb…..so calls?
loafydood on
The robotaxi will be as real as FSD or the roadster. Elon is so full of shit, it’s only a matter of time before his little house of cards comes crashing down. Like would you really want to get into a robotaxi made by the same company that built the cybertruck? Lmao
Cruezin on
Sell the news
Sea-Measurement6757 on
Wsb is bearish, so I’m bullish
Momoselfie on
Musk is only successful when he takes over someone else’s project. I see this being a disappointment.
romik13 on
What? Trumps monkey is cooked, long time ago
babypho on
I thought Tesla is already priced in with the assumption that FSD is already rolled out. So I think anything short of L4 or L5 robotaxi the stock is going to crash and burn. Tesla is already behind the competition such as Waymo, so anything that isn’t a robotaxi is going to look very bad.
virgo911 on
Considering Waymo already beat them to it, I doubt they’re gonna disrupt anything.
JC7577 on
Never forget Battery day
z-grade on
Elon and Tesla have run their course. Just like this RobTaxi will run the preset course at the WB Studios in Hollywood.
Ebonvvings on
Dude kept crying wolf but there are enough dumbasses that still believes him
HotDoggityDig13 on
San Francisco and Phoenix already have driverless cabs tho
zztop610 on
I want to go to Westwood. “Ok, starting route to Wendy’s”
Plane_Ad_8675309 on
The totally not imaginary robo taxi , powered by vaporware super chip by incel tm
Moronicon on
ugh when are they going to theranos this guy already
BadAdviceAI on
Crash and Burn. Zero chance Tesla makes that happen before the other more established companies in this space.
Mick_Strummer on
I couldn’t care less because Elon is a Major League Douche bag!
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Uh, is this like the Semi unveiling or the Cyber Truck one or is this more like the Tesla tunnel amusement park ride?
It’s gonna be a crash and burn for me dawg
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Crash…just like his FSD. Not to mention it will never be available. Every 6 months it will be 6 months away….said in a new accent.
My guess is it will seem like a dud to regular folks but the market will juice it for a few days then come back down by next Friday.
Unfortunately I am cash poor so I can’t play Tesla options either way
Considering Leon’s recently trajectory, imma go with crash and burn, dawg.
Hard to believe there are people around still drinking Elmo’s snake oil. Did everyone forget about his “one million robotaxi’s by the end of 2020” nothingburger?
Consider that they only enabled version 2 of smart summon *last month*. And that’s a basic bitch function of “go from here to a parking space over there”.
RoboTaxi is going to end when it gets recalled or NHTSA’d or whatever the fuck for causing random accidents everywhere or panic stopping constantly in the middle of the road.
About to go as well as the Hyperloop🤡.
It’ll do nothing at all because it’s vaporware. Might be evidence in a criminal case at some point.
It’ll be piloted by some dude in a cyber sweatshop just like those delivery bots.
10/25, 240P, so market will react irrationally and stay above that.
Edit: 240P
TSLA investors: 
Crash. Overrated junk
Remote Controlled by Indian tech support with an xbox controller. Calls on game controllers.
Got me some puts, so probably the best and greatest robotaxi reveal the world has ever seen. Such a reveal, beautiful. People love it
Dude saw every 80s movie about the future and thought, hell yeah.
I wanna see an self driving car handle roads like in Boston I’m sure half of them would end up in the Charles
Definitely option 2
I really liked the drawing they released. Especially how the door hinges on thin air. Amazing. Definitely going to the moon.
It will crash and burn but the stock will skyrocket
crash and burn, with people inside that cant get out.
The concept is very cool but still at least 3 years away from being road-ready.
It’s hard to take Musk seriously after his little pep rally prancing around with his belly out. 🤮
Elon admitted that every car on the road doesn’t have the hardware to be a robotaxi. How the fuck that’s not getting them sued for fraud is beyond me.
hmm resounding no from wsb…..so calls?
The robotaxi will be as real as FSD or the roadster. Elon is so full of shit, it’s only a matter of time before his little house of cards comes crashing down. Like would you really want to get into a robotaxi made by the same company that built the cybertruck? Lmao
Sell the news
Wsb is bearish, so I’m bullish
Musk is only successful when he takes over someone else’s project. I see this being a disappointment.
What? Trumps monkey is cooked, long time ago
I thought Tesla is already priced in with the assumption that FSD is already rolled out. So I think anything short of L4 or L5 robotaxi the stock is going to crash and burn. Tesla is already behind the competition such as Waymo, so anything that isn’t a robotaxi is going to look very bad.
Considering Waymo already beat them to it, I doubt they’re gonna disrupt anything.
Never forget Battery day
Elon and Tesla have run their course. Just like this RobTaxi will run the preset course at the WB Studios in Hollywood.
Dude kept crying wolf but there are enough dumbasses that still believes him
San Francisco and Phoenix already have driverless cabs tho
I want to go to Westwood. “Ok, starting route to Wendy’s”
The totally not imaginary robo taxi , powered by vaporware super chip by incel tm
ugh when are they going to theranos this guy already
Crash and Burn. Zero chance Tesla makes that happen before the other more established companies in this space.
I couldn’t care less because Elon is a Major League Douche bag!