You from another thread. Congrats gard 
Outrageous-West2212 on
This is the right way. Trading every day you will lose. Best to just bet on “surefire” things
ShameMysterious3687 on
First one is free.
Bigboi_alex on
You animal
Opening_Chance2731 on
Good now don’t do it again, or do it again but with just 1k to see where it goes. Never go all-in all the time, always make sure you’ve got some profit out of regarded plays that come out successful
C137-Morty on
You bought to open 20 calls but sold 320 today?
MorrisseysRubiksCube on
May we suggest you immediately retire from playing options, with a perfect record?
Bighusk69 on
Try it again
BusGuilty6447 on
Take your taxes and the initial investment and then throw the rest into SPY shares and close the app for a decade. You will be glad you did. If you keep doing this, you will go to 0 so fast.
styletrick on
Nice on my friend.
geraldor732 on
Leave those 50k in and take yr intial out then make another trade and act like its your first time again
Foreign_Pin364 on
Tip your dealer, get your Uber started, and leave the casino. Haha
Good luck!
topfuckingkekster on
Take this and never come back to this place!
Pollettaej on
Leave and never look back.
Otherwise you will find yourself confined in the trenches with the rest of us.
a_a_20 on
That was the taster session. Now you’ve got a seat at the table be ready to lose it all
justinm410 on
Well I expect this will reinforce good habits that will follow you the rest of your life 😐
CheebaMyBeava on
yeah sure, this post brought to you by the casino
Stonk_Lord86 on
Great. Now never do that again. Or do. Whatever.
MCODYG on
In reality just quit now bro.
sonnachang1 on
Congratulations
JordanGoodLifeWalker on
That’s how they getcha I’m glad you know the first one is always free lol
iamez221 on
You bought 50k 1DTE NVIDIA contracts? I love your balls man!
Energyzzzz on
Take it and leave while you can
Ill-Expression1737 on
sick 😍😍
protoger on
Yolod on a spy put. 90 percent loss. 
Syab_of_Caltrops on
Lol, that was absurdly risky, but well done
kinkyengineer69 on
Now do it again and retire
Original-Client4545 on
Can’t wait to see the loss porn a month from now
gospdrcr000 on
now learn how to walk away from options.
Bobo_trades on
update please!!
goatee_ on
why are you guys telling him to leave? THEY CAN NEVER LEAVE!
*Last thing I remember, I was running for the door*
*I had to find the passage back to the place I was before*
*”Relax, ” said the night man, “We are programmed to receive*
*You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave”…*guitar riff kicks in*
SANTKV on
Buckle up and Beat it ! Unless you are eager to contribution benevolently back to Wall Street Society of Regards and Hedggies who are merciless and WILL get you !
Obvious_Biscotti1173 on
Bro stop.
U won, good for u.
But u said urself u have no Idea what u are doing and say things like “taking a few hundred bucks profit here and there”
Are you really that regarded? What if the few hundred bucks profit turn to few hundred bucks in the red. Are you gonna leave and take the few hundred bucks loss?
There is a reason why 99% and more aren’t profitable with options.
Even the top Traders in the world with years of experience aren’t outperforming the MSCI World im the Long run.
So quit while ur ahead or watch it all go to shit.
look47 on
You flipped the coin and you got lucky, congrats.
Be careful with the next flip
KiwiCrazy5269 on
You got very lucky. I hope you understand you literally put it on black and won. Good for you but dont be a moron
Huge-Cucumber1152 on
Take it and fuckin run.
AppearanceAgile2575 on
Quit now and never look back.
You’ll thank me for this one day.
stphngrnr on
First gram is always good.
JuicyPineapple96 on
The only lucky gamblers are the ones that play for the first time, win, and stop immediately after.
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You from another thread. Congrats gard 
This is the right way. Trading every day you will lose. Best to just bet on “surefire” things
First one is free.
You animal
Good now don’t do it again, or do it again but with just 1k to see where it goes. Never go all-in all the time, always make sure you’ve got some profit out of regarded plays that come out successful
You bought to open 20 calls but sold 320 today?
May we suggest you immediately retire from playing options, with a perfect record?
Try it again
Take your taxes and the initial investment and then throw the rest into SPY shares and close the app for a decade. You will be glad you did. If you keep doing this, you will go to 0 so fast.
Nice on my friend.
Leave those 50k in and take yr intial out then make another trade and act like its your first time again
Tip your dealer, get your Uber started, and leave the casino. Haha
Good luck!
Take this and never come back to this place!
Leave and never look back.
Otherwise you will find yourself confined in the trenches with the rest of us.
That was the taster session. Now you’ve got a seat at the table be ready to lose it all
Well I expect this will reinforce good habits that will follow you the rest of your life 😐
yeah sure, this post brought to you by the casino
Great. Now never do that again. Or do. Whatever.
In reality just quit now bro.
Congratulations
That’s how they getcha I’m glad you know the first one is always free lol
You bought 50k 1DTE NVIDIA contracts? I love your balls man!
Take it and leave while you can
sick 😍😍
Yolod on a spy put. 90 percent loss. 
Lol, that was absurdly risky, but well done
Now do it again and retire
Can’t wait to see the loss porn a month from now
now learn how to walk away from options.
update please!!
why are you guys telling him to leave? THEY CAN NEVER LEAVE!
*Last thing I remember, I was running for the door*
*I had to find the passage back to the place I was before*
*”Relax, ” said the night man, “We are programmed to receive*
*You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave”…*guitar riff kicks in*
Buckle up and Beat it ! Unless you are eager to contribution benevolently back to Wall Street Society of Regards and Hedggies who are merciless and WILL get you !
Bro stop.
U won, good for u.
But u said urself u have no Idea what u are doing and say things like “taking a few hundred bucks profit here and there”
Are you really that regarded? What if the few hundred bucks profit turn to few hundred bucks in the red. Are you gonna leave and take the few hundred bucks loss?
There is a reason why 99% and more aren’t profitable with options.
Even the top Traders in the world with years of experience aren’t outperforming the MSCI World im the Long run.
So quit while ur ahead or watch it all go to shit.
You flipped the coin and you got lucky, congrats.
Be careful with the next flip
You got very lucky. I hope you understand you literally put it on black and won. Good for you but dont be a moron
Take it and fuckin run.
Quit now and never look back.
You’ll thank me for this one day.
First gram is always good.
The only lucky gamblers are the ones that play for the first time, win, and stop immediately after.
The rest are going to lose at some point.
Congrats and f*ck you.🚀
Legend
My first 10 were the opposite of free
Good job lol
Okay now invest long term only trust bro